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Bitter SamGirl
Jessica, 16, sobbing mess, part-time fic writer and beta.

I reblog things and maybe sometimes write stuff for my fandoms? Almost everything gets tagged for tumblr savior. Bitter Sam-girl.

-Previously ScentofSulfur

thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

posted 7 hours ago with 52,379 notes

mymompickedthisurl:

liaaxoo:

I hate when I misplace my glasses because then I’m forced to walk around looking like I’m suspicious of everything in the room

whattabout you, cabinet? huh, you sketchy piece of shit? did you take ‘em?

posted 7 hours ago with 163,387 notes
Anonymous asked: I have to admit, once I saw everyone was ok after the whole swat incident, my only thought was how the officers must have reacted to seeing a pile of stuffed bears at the end of the hall.

columbiaskies:

justcreaturethings:

jellyspls:

justcreaturethings:

OMGAJHDNZKDKKST I didn’t even think about this I’m laughing

And James office

omg yes

the giant tape-dick on the door..

posted 16 hours ago with 861 notes
soratane:

tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

threshyermaw

soratane:

tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

threshyermaw
posted 16 hours ago with 34,031 notes
ladugard:

The only nail polish for me

ladugard:

The only nail polish for me

posted 16 hours ago with 12,421 notes

thechristianna321:

cumber-bitches:

Just found some waffles on the pancake tag

4chan has gone too far

posted 18 hours ago with 127,915 notes
christianmakesjokes:

hello yes, I would like to purchase one night stand.

christianmakesjokes:

hello yes, I would like to purchase one night stand.

posted 18 hours ago with 267,114 notes
barryappreciation:

Have a dancing Barry Kramer for your blog.

barryappreciation:

Have a dancing Barry Kramer for your blog.

posted 18 hours ago with 267 notes

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gallifrey-feels:

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

posted 18 hours ago with 88,559 notes
cautiousgiraffe1:

sassy-aleks:

chinaprimeisonyourside:

This must look really weird to people who don’t watch his videos omfg

I’m laughing so hard because he seemed so serious and calm and liKE A NORMAL PERSON BUT THEN

bby coped so well and dern sure better be ok

cautiousgiraffe1:

sassy-aleks:

chinaprimeisonyourside:

This must look really weird to people who don’t watch his videos omfg

I’m laughing so hard because he seemed so serious and calm and liKE A NORMAL PERSON BUT THEN

bby coped so well and dern sure better be ok

posted 18 hours ago with 2,007 notes