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Bitter SamGirl
Jessica, 16, sobbing mess, part-time fic writer and beta.

I reblog things and maybe sometimes write stuff for my fandoms? Almost everything gets tagged for tumblr savior. Bitter Sam-girl.

-Previously ScentofSulfur

kamikazeworld:

fantasticsteve:

ohyousourwolf:

Why is it that evil villains always find poison to inject into their victims like just literally fill the syringe with air and just stick the needle between their toes or something. It’ll mimic a heart attack and the victim will die pretty quick and NO ONE WILL ASK MANY QUESTIONS BECAUSE IT’LL LOOK LIKE A HEART ATTACK

first of all how do you know this information i feel like the government doesnt want you to know that

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posted 8 hours ago with 200,218 notes

jaclcfrost:

living in a small town is wonderful

  • are there a lot of modes of transportation? nope! you either drive or you’re out of luck basically
  • are there a lot of job opportunities? no! of course not
  • are there things to do? hang out at the grocery store or go to the only movie theater the town has!
  • are the people nice? of course not! not at all!
  • are you close to anything interesting? nope! everything interesting happens hours away and you’re stuck in the middle of nowhere
posted 8 hours ago with 13,624 notes
sugar-im-goin-down:

H̪̦̀AV̦̩͈E̱͝ ͏̲̱̟͇͓̥̪Y̨̻̫͇͕̦̬̼O̳̼̰̰̻͝U̻̺̪͓̞̦͜ͅ ͕͎̺͍F̖̹͉̩̕I̳͔͔̪N̬̰̠Í̪̞͙͈̠S̵̳̖̟̘̟H̱̤͓E͔̟̼̣̱̣̗͞D͎̳̟̪̯̗ ͖͖̰̥̼͎T͕̮̠̩H̶O͓̜̠̮S̜ ҉̦͔̘E̲͙̬̦͝Ṛ̪͓̞̬͉R̛ͅA̖̤̱̘̥̗N̬̞͔D̮͚̝̹̬̮S҉̭̣̝?̢ ̻̘͜

sugar-im-goin-down:

H̪̦̀AV̦̩͈E̱͝ ͏̲̱̟͇͓̥̪Y̨̻̫͇͕̦̬̼O̳̼̰̰̻͝U̻̺̪͓̞̦͜ͅ ͕͎̺͍F̖̹͉̩̕I̳͔͔̪N̬̰̠Í̪̞͙͈̠S̵̳̖̟̘̟H̱̤͓E͔̟̼̣̱̣̗͞D͎̳̟̪̯̗ ͖͖̰̥̼͎T͕̮̠̩H̶O͓̜̠̮S̜ ҉̦͔̘E̲͙̬̦͝Ṛ̪͓̞̬͉R̛ͅA̖̤̱̘̥̗N̬̞͔D̮͚̝̹̬̮S҉̭̣̝?̢
̻̘͜

posted 8 hours ago with 4,412 notes
screamingbiscuits:

Dammit, every time

screamingbiscuits:

Dammit, every time

posted 8 hours ago with 212,916 notes

i didn’t realize what i was doing till i had done it

i didn’t realize what i was doing till i had done it

posted 8 hours ago with 2,615 notes

peacockzzz:

have you accepted moo moo meadows as your lord and savior

posted 8 hours ago with 17 notes

questiun:

romeo oh romeo can thou telleth me if i am thy bae or naw

posted 15 hours ago with 66,907 notes

elimin8theimpossible:

cricsyxo:

divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

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this is never not funny

posted 19 hours ago with 667,056 notes

easy-breezy-beautiful-fangirl:

flomation:

dinobearthemighty:

swiggitysweedom:

A collection of badly misspelled names from Starbucks 

I’m actually laughing. Virginia.



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FUCKING LOST IT AT CLINT AND LOKI

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